LECTURE:
An art of transmitting information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either.
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read.
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes.
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See, I am not injured yet!"
MISER:
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
FATHER:
A banker provided by nature.
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late, and late when you are early.
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence later.
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!