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Continue ReadingVic: Ko je ono? Došao Koštunica u zvaničnu posetu Putinu, i posle napornog dana ispunjenog razgovorima, ceremonijama i pres konferencijama, konačno dođe i taj trenutak da se njih dvojica opuste u udobnim kožnim foteljama u Putinovoj kancelariji u neformalnom ćaskanju i uz čašicu najbolje ruske votke. U jednom trenutku Koštunica ugrabi priliku da upita […]
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Continue ReadingIT MUST BE HIM I tell myself: what's done is doneI tell myself: don't be a foolPlay the field have a lot of funIt's easy when you play it cool I tell myself: don't be a chumpWho cares, let him stay awayThat's when the phone rings and I jumpAnd as I […]
Continue ReadingONCE UPON A TIME Once upon a time I almost lost my mindI was lonely, so lonelyOnce upon a time Hoping every day Things would go my wayThen you came into my lifeNow everything is fine I never knew What love could do 'till I met youNow everything is oh so […]
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